1, 2, 3, FORTS! (This one’s for you, Becky & Ryan!)

It started with Fort Brady.

At the time, there was no opposition.  Brady’s foreground was unguarded.  He had no need for any.  He was the only fort in a land of dogs.

If anyone gave Fort Brady any trouble, the fort would go into “lockdown mode.”

Next came Fort Cujoe.

Using the latest technology known to dog, Cujoe constructed what was considered by some “an impenetrable fort.”  Leaving only a little bit of open space for his muzzle, he was heavily armed and protected from all sides.

It was at this moment, Brady knew he had to step up his game.  Little did he know how right he was and what was to surprise him next.

Just another normal Thursday morning by all accounts, except to one pug in particular.  This one pug had a trick up her sleeve that neither Brady, nor Cujoe, could ever expect was coming.

It was… Fort Sophie.

Aided by her pet and friend, Becky, Sophie created a fort like none other.  Not only was she safely tucked away under the fuzz of a blanket, but the pink color of it screamed homosexually to any male dog that tried to penetrate her walls.

Brady knew, not only would he need to step up his game, but he’d need a whole other game plan all together.  The world, it was a-changin’ - it was a dog-eat-dog world of forts out there.  He needed something innovative.  He needed…

Fort Brady version 2.0!

Construction has already begun.  Digging for the moat has commenced.  Will you be prepared for it when it comes?

To Be Continued…

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